girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

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one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

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Do you ever have somewhere important to be but instead you just lay in bed like an over-sized baby because you’re too lazy to socialise?

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