body5000:

i like how space doesn’t care about me. it’s impossible to disappoint the sun

dorknewton:

wikihow-illustrations:

Reblog for bountiful and relevant employment opportunities in 2019

litanyofexcuses:

Friendly reminder to check you’re not holding tension in your body. Let your shoulders drop, unclench your hands and jaw. Take a deep breath. Much better.

edgebug:

mrow?: inquisitive. timeless. succinct and to the point. 8/10

purr: is there anything better? 10/10

silent judgement: not a cat sound. does not count. 0/10

mow-wow-wow!: exuberant. joyful. a frank delight. you should be so lucky as to hear this cat sound on a regular basis. 9/10

AAAAAAAA: obnoxious. loud. why is my tiny bastard screaming? 3/10

rrrrrrrrrrrrr!: your cat is angry. this is a bad cat sound, but ultimately necessary so that you understand their displeasure. 5/10

mrrrp: cat activation noise. melodic. flawless vibrato. short and sweet. 9/10

the classic yodel: everyone loves a good yodel. shows off your cat’s vocal range. emotional. plaintive yet hopeful. showstopping. 8.5/10

the classic yodel after 1 AM: no!!!!!!!! -10000/10

gayfarmer:

me exactly every 29 days: why am I so fucking sad

Me @me a few seconds later after using common sense: